THE BILL GATES SMASH PAGE... The Bill Gates Smash Page...


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Freshly out of the closet, Shaq carries Bill over the threshold of their new mansion. Says Shaq: I only married him for the money.

Hey, watch the hand!

With the new technology of cloning, Shaq walks away with his own personal Bill Gates...

Shaq's new blow up doll...

Order your new Bill Gates doll today. The next best thing since Barney bashing...

Shaq: Hey Gates, wake up...I told you not to say that Navigator sux!

"Rock a bye baby, on the tree top..."

It's a girl!...No wait, it's a boy...

Let's see if he bounces like a basketball...

I wonder if he'd fit through the net?

"Nothin' but net!"

(I have way too much useless information and time on my hands, but I will continue...)

Yes, i'd like to exchange this for a newer model...

Microsoft Sux!

Shaq: the king of the Microsoft Avengers...

I think I broke him...

And then there were two...

Yeah, I was wondering if this thing came with a lifetime guarantee. No? Fine then, I'll take it!

You ever wonder what would happen if Bill Gates was thrown off a cliff?

...Or a 20 storey balconey?




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